(Source: twitter.com)

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

vivalacobra:

PROTECT SELF ESTEEMS OF YOUNG GIRLS AT ALL COSTS